The Weird Questionnaire

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  1. Emma

    Emma Well-Known Member

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    (sixty questions, sixty minutes)

    Poindron's rules: Spend no more than a minute on each question. However don't look at the clock all the time "let the writing define time."

    Éric Poindron’s Étrange Questionnaire (translated by Edward Gauvin):

    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    13 – Are you afraid?
    14 – What of?
    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    19 – What is a ghost?
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    29 – What was your last dream?
    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    34 – What is a madman?
    35 – Are you mad?
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    42 – Can you see the future?
    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    44 – Where?
    45 – Why?
    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
     
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  2. Eva Mac

    Eva Mac Well-Known Member

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    I would just like to say that I just spent almost exactly an hour answering this questionnaire and then when I tried to post it, it lost it! I never copied :( . It was fun though, I might give it another go when it's not so fresh in my mind.
     
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  3. lynds126

    lynds126 Well-Known Member

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    Eva: =< man that sucks. Maybe next time copy and paste somewhere??

    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    In 3025, physicists prove that cyberspace is the 4th dimension and that a 5th dimension does exist.
    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    1930
    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    1957
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    I ate dinner.
    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    Not particularly.
    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    Not really. But they can be surprising.
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    Yes. Running at night is the best.
    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    How vast the sky is and what different worlds must live there.
    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    Other forums.
    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    I'm not religious, so they do not inspire me. I enjoy them for the art.
    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    Nothing.
    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    The sunset.
    13 – Are you afraid?
    A little.
    14 – What of?
    That I won't find the right girl for me.
    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    The Road Warrior
    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    No one.
    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    Yep. But it's fun to find my way.
    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    Yes.
    19 – What is a ghost?
    A spirit.
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    TV and fly buzzing around.
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    My cat when he had a seizure.
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    Umm....I told my friend she had a nice ass to cheer her up??
    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    No.
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    I just am.
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    :shock: A cabinet full of things that make you curious??
    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    I think it takes a big person to be able to redeem themselves.
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    Yes.
    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    Yes. Mostly.
    29 – What was your last dream?
    I had a dream that I was in a mall with friends and a hooker came by and was like all over me. She was quite attractive and I was like "No I can't." She was super persistent and very good at it lol I ended up just walking away. Very weird xD I don't know where the hooker came from.
    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    Ghosts.
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    I think there are animals we haven't discovered yet.
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    Pictures, paintings
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    Fly.
    34 – What is a madman?
    A person that boarders insanity.
    35 – Are you mad?
    Not at all =3
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    I'm sure they exist somewhere.
    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    I suppose The Host?? But I don't consider any of the books I've read weird.
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    No, they're cold and I feel like they're all haunted.
    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    Yes, my cat and dog were chasing a fly.
    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    Dog Show. It's from like 2000 or something.
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    Not particularly, but I'm sure I could hang some drapes and make it look fancy.
    42 – Can you see the future?
    Nope.
    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    Of course.
    44 – Where?
    Germany/Garmisch/Japan
    45 – Why?
    Germany: because I lived there for 5 yrs and loved it.
    Garmisch: because I love the mountains and the village is the most beautiful one I've ever seen.
    Japan: because I want to study my heritage and learn under a sword master.
    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?
    Spirited Away.
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    .....I don't know what that is lol.
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    See question above.
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    Hourglasses hands down.
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    Bladed weapons duh. I practice a sword martial art.
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    Nessie.
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    NO. I'm an animal lover.
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    Yes. Running is better.
    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    Bats have parties??
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    My dog.
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    Dante's Inferno. Shakespeare.
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    Uhhh...Dante's Inferno??
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    Not really. I'm kind of a baby; I get scared easily.
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    And it was the end of pine nuts.
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    2028
    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    2018
     
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  4. Eva Mac

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    @lynds I meant to, but I'm an idiot and forgot. Good answers! I'm gonna try again later when I have enough time.
     
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  5. Just Me

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    There was complete and utter chaos in the land with the new species appearing in the horizon...

    2– Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    I can't not look at the clock on my phone.

    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    it's 8:53 pst – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time? I don't

    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions? What is that exactly? ... sure?

    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions? No

    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night? yes

    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night? Whatever comes to mind at the moment.

    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire? afterellen

    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    They inspire me to run like fuck, in the opposite direction.

    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    that religions are cults based on lies to make others feel superior.

    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind? the world.

    13 – Are you afraid? no

    14 – What of? that I won't ever get my time back after filling this out.

    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    Uuhm. I don't really watch movies, I'm the person who falls asleep in the theater 1/2 through.

    16 – Whom are you afraid of? me

    17 – Have you ever been lost? no

    18 – Do you believe in ghosts? no
    19 – What is a ghost? whatever you want it to be, it's a pigment of your imagination.
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    The tv.... and my dog and girlfriend snoring.
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    I've heard wolves, they're not scary. Screaming crackheads in the downtown core is scary.
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    I made candied bacon the other day, that was a little weird. It makes for really good bacon chocolate chip cookies though.
    23 – Have you ever been to confession? no...
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    I dislike religion with a passion, it divides people, separates nations, and is the #1 cause of war. Then they make up things like "confessional" to make you feel like you're never good enough, there is no god people, get over it.
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiositiers”?
    It's kinda like a tickle trunk.
    26 –Do you believe in redemption? yes
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    I haven't slept to make it "tonight"
    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    blurbs of them at times.
    29 – What was your last dream?
    It was disturbing.
    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    Crumby weather.
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist? No.
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    What a redundant question
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    Become invisible and rob the bank.
    34 – What is a madman? a nut case
    35 – Are you mad? no
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    I believe there's tribes out there who are untouched by civilisation, but they're not a secret anymore.
    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    Akala sent me his book 'double thoughts'. Not really my sort of read, but he sent it so I had to read it lol
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    no, that's waaayyyyy too much to clean.
    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    No
    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    The cell
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    That sounds dingy as fuck.
    42 – Can you see the future? Have I won the lotto yet? No.
    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    I would love to, culture shock is the best.
    44 – Where? somewhere warm
    45 – Why? it's not very warm in Canada
    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned? ferngully
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage? no
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read? stop asking that
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses? globe
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons? neither thanks
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?crabs
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    no, they're creepy. How'd you like it if somebody shot you, then put you on display? an animal skin is one thing, stuffing it and putting it on display to look alive is another.
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    no, whoever says yes is full of brown. who really goes "it's raining! I better go for a walk!" ??#fact
    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    whatever the human built the tunnel for
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    The tv
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    It inspires me not to cross that bridge
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    Your mom
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    Along as I'm not alone.
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    The new species had won the battle.
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?943 0 – Look at your watch. No
     
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  6. CeciliaLG

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    Uh...I have writers block at the moment.

    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    11:53am

    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    12:12

    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    O.O...

    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    Meh.

    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    Nah.

    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    Somtimes

    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    I think they look nice.

    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    AfterEllen forum topics, silly.

    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    That there is something out there bigger than all of us, and also that some people will always believe in something.

    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    I'm not sure honestly.

    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    The ocean.

    13 – Are you afraid?
    Sometimes

    14 – What of?
    Life. Disappointing my mom.

    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    A Korean movie called Rooftop Prince. Well it's really a show..but whatever. :D

    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    No one at the moment really.

    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    HAHA yes..

    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    Kind of. but I do NOT like to think of things like that lol

    19 – What is a ghost?
    It's a zombie that won't eat your brain. So, maybe like a nice zombie.

    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    Queen-Somebody To Love playing from my phone.

    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    My house is very old, so sometimes I hear things.

    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    Well, I'm weird 85% of the time so..I'm sure yea.

    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    No

    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    I will do no such thing

    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    um. It sounds like something like Pandora's box..

    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    I do.

    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    yes.

    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    Somtimes

    29 – What was your last dream?
    I was on Skype talking to someone I will never talk to again on real life.

    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    That move The Mist

    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    If you speak of unicorns then possibly

    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    A clock

    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    Teleport anywhere i wanted. I might be thinking of a wizard.

    34 – What is a madman?
    Someone no one else understands

    35 – Are you mad?
    At the beginning of the month yea.

    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    Si

    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    a free book i downloaded to my Kindle that i can't remember the name of.

    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    No, way too big

    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    Nope

    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    The Labyrinth

    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    Noooo

    42 – Can you see the future?
    what if I told you yes.

    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    YES I HAVE AND I WOULD LOVE TO

    44 – Where?
    anywhere

    45 – Why?
    Because there are so many different people and cultures, I want to know about them all

    46 – What is the weirdest film you've ever owned?
    Stop asking me about weird films. Gosh.

    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    lol. No

    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    ....

    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    Globes

    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    magnifying glasses

    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    Atlantis

    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    no

    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    I do

    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    Things passing through

    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    My Cheezits box

    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    Scary thoughts

    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    No idea

    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    NO

    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    And that was the last time he asked anymore questions about weird things

    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    12:30

    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    12:35! woo
     
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  7. _dreamer1_

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it? -22:25
    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it? -22:24
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time? -i don't know
    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions? -sometimes yes
    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions? -yes
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night? -yes
    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night? -i think how beautiful the night sky is and the stars. and how big the universe is and how small the Earth is, how small I am. and what if there is aliens or something up there looking at me. haha
    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire? -uh, i don't remember
    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you? -they're beautiful
    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind? -black i guess
    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind? -everything
    13 – Are you afraid? -i'm afraid of some things
    14 – What of? -death, spiders, rollercoasters, high places...
    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen? -cabin in the woods
    16 – Whom are you afraid of? -no one
    17 – Have you ever been lost? -yeah
    18 – Do you believe in ghosts? -i do
    19 – What is a ghost? -a ghost is a ghost
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer? -tv, cars driving outside, music
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”? -i don't know
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days? -no i haven't
    23 – Have you ever been to confession? -no
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable. -no
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”? -idk
    26 –Do you believe in redemption? -i guess i do
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight? -yes i have
    28 – Do you remember your dreams? -sometimes yes
    29 – What was your last dream? -weird
    30 – What does fog make you think of? -cool summer night
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist? -no
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are? -i see photos that have inspirational quotes on them and also Michael Jackson photos
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do? -i would magic millions of euros in front of me hehee
    34 – What is a madman? -a man who's mad
    35 – Are you mad? -no
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies? -yes
    37 – What was the last weird book you read? -i haven't really read any weird books
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle? -maybe
    39 – Have you seen something weird today? -no
    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen? -cabin in the woods
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station? -hell no
    42 – Can you see the future? -yes
    43 – Have you considered living abroad? -yes, i have actually decided that i'm gonna move abroad
    44 – Where? -USA
    45 – Why? -i love it
    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned? -idk
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage? -no
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read? -idk
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses? -globes
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons? -antique magnifying glasses
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness? -a monster
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals? -no, eww
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain? -yes!
    54 – What goes on in tunnels? -something
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire? -wall
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”? -nothing
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from? -idk
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night? -no
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written. -no
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it? 22:36
    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it? 22:34
     
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    Shinta Well-Known Member

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    mm...pass
    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    12am?
    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    12:07am
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    dis..what? o_O
    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    mm..i never gave it a thought o_O
    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    not really..but i used to when i was little
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    not often, but yea, sometimes.
    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    beautiful shiny things
    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    my computer screen
    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    human's art?
    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    darkness
    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    lights...just..lights..and..faces..
    13 – Are you afraid?
    at the moment? no?
    14 – What of?
    i said no.
    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    mmm..pass?
    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    my mother.
    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    mm..yea..most of the time..like..literally..lost..
    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    no and i don't want to but i've been bugged..or at least i thought i have..
    19 – What is a ghost?
    i dunnoo..free spirit?
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    lol i'm on headphones..so..ne-yo?
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    thunderstorm
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    yes..FILLING OUT THIS WEIRD QUESTIONNAIRE
    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    no
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    if it's unspeakable then it should be unwriteable
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    i dunno if i will sound stupid and silly at the same time but i'll give it a try..a cabinet that hunger knowledge? o_O
    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    nope?
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    yes
    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    sometimes yes
    29 – What was your last dream?
    something about watches
    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    SILENT HILL
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    like dragons? nope
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    walls...just walls..
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    go traveling around the world..using my magic..
    34 – What is a madman?
    crazy man?
    35 – Are you mad?
    nope i'm shinta
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    ssh..we shouldn't talk about them...
    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    i wouldn't read it if it was weird..
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    sure..especially in a zombie apacolapyse
    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    other than this questionnaire? no.
    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    the ring
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    only when i'm homeless
    42 – Can you see the future?
    the future is always now.
    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    YES
    44 – Where?
    anywhere where gay marriage is legal
    45 – Why?
    so that i can get married
    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?
    ..does porn count?
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    vic..what?
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    is this dejavu or did you really ask me this twice?
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    hourglasses!
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    bladed weapons!
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    bunch of water
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    tax...what?
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    nope..unless i'm really depressed..but i'd choose biking in the rain
    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    mm..pass
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    walls..
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    i don't even know what that means..how could it inspires me?
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    phantoms of opera? shakespeare? no?
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    graveyards! at least i know where the ghosts are..and i know who they are..and i would rather be attacked my something unreal than wild animals in the woods
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    i don't read weird books! this is the 3rd time!
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    12:30
    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    12:45
     
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  9. Eva Mac

    Eva Mac Well-Known Member

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    Second attempt! Save this time!

    *Sorry about all the edits, I'm a bit OCD about spelling mistakes (well when I make them, not others)*

    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    The old man watched as his glass eye rolled off the table onto the courtroom floor.

    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    About 8.20

    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    8.22

    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    Without a timepiece I can't accurately judge time.

    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    Only in the short term, there are too many variables for them to predict too far ahead.

    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    Not the type you read in the paper, but it's a very ancient system and I think some gifted individuals might be able to intuit information via the charts, we are all made from the stuff of stars after all.

    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    Sometimes.

    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    They fill me with awe and make me a little uneasy as I realise the vastness of the universe.

    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    Pinterest.

    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    Spiritual longing and a sadness that I no longer have a place of group worship having lost faith in the Catholic Church (or any organised religion really).

    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    I think only the love of my family would have penetrated the darkness.

    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    What a woman looks like, the sky, colours, animals.

    13 – Are you afraid?
    Not at this moment.

    14 – What of?
    Sometimes of losing my mind.

    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    It was called Bare Behind Bars, an early 80s porn film that was set in a women's prison. It was hilarious for a while, then I got bored.

    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    Harpy!!! No, not really, I like Harpy :).
    I'm afraid of officials who have the power to change your life with one swish of their pen.

    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    Yes, literally and figuratively.

    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    I think they exist yes.

    19 – What is a ghost?
    They say there's different types, I think that's probably true, they are no one thing, some spirits, some energy trapped in the enviroment.

    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer? Bird song and an audio book.

    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    The unexpected hysterical sobs of a loved one.

    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    I'm usually doing something weird. I have a habit of trying to imitate singers and actors and accents. Don't know why I do it, I did that several times today, tried to imitate the way Shirley Bassey sings particular lines.

    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    Yes.

    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    Father forgive me I'm a homosexual.

    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    A cabinet they had in victorian times full of oddities?

    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    Always.

    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    Yes

    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    Usually.

    29 – What was your last dream?
    I couldn't get to where my cat was.

    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    Old horror movies set in London.

    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    How can I believe in something that doesn't exist? I would like if some of the cryptids existed, like sasquatch, but I won't believe it until I see it.

    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    Pictures.

    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    Perform a card trick. That'd drive the ladies wild :roll:

    34 – What is a madman?
    A politician.

    35 – Are you mad?
    I'm not a politician :p It depends on your definition of mad, the absence of normality? I certainly lack normality.

    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    I know they exist. It's a fact they exist. I could join one tomorrow if I wanted. What a weird question. Masons, Rosicrucions etc, they all factually exist.

    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    It was called The Death of Vishnu. About a man dying on the steps of an apartment building in India.

    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    No, too grandiose for me.

    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    A strange picture of a cat.

    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    Being John Malkovich or The Colour of Pomegranites, or Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.

    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    Em, no :?

    42 – Can you see the future?
    Not generally, but I've had weird glimpses and visions of things that then came true on occasion.

    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    Yes.

    44 – Where?
    Sweden.

    45 – Why?
    I lived there for a while for work, but I was horribly homesick though it's an incredibly beautiful country with great people.

    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?
    See question 40.

    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    Em, no :?

    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    A book called The Zelator.

    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    Is this a freudian question? Probably globes just going on pure shapes.

    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    Bladed weapons interest me more, because although I have little interest in violence for violence's sake I respect warriorship when it is honourable like how warriors used to be when it was one-on-one and there was a code of honour. Before people had cowards' weapons like guns and bombs to hide behind.

    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    Rocks and weeds.

    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    No they digust me.

    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    Sometimes it is exhilirating.

    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    Depends on the tunnel, a tunnel is a structure which can be man made or natural. Termites scurry, or cars whizz or babies are be born...

    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    The floor.

    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    Unease.

    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    Don't know.

    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    Woods maybe on occasion, graveyards no.

    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    It was found to have been a hairball all along.

    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    9.05

    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    9.04!
     
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  10. lynds126

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    Congrats Eva!!!! You saved it ^^
     
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    Eva Mac Well-Known Member

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    :lol: Thanks lynds! I did it!
     
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  12. Toni

    Toni Well-Known Member

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    Human beings are a figment of your imagination, you are actually a troll stuck in a bad dream.

    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    03:37.

    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    03:37.

    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    There were none.. I guess I’m just that good at guessing... Well when it was just a couple of minutes ago I looked at it. :D

    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    Yes, short term.

    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    They are entertaining to read, but I would have to say no.

    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    Yes, when the stars are out sparkling how can I help not to stare.

    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    It’s beautiful to watch and I’d say it gives some kind of inner-peace just taking it all in.

    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    Spotify.

    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    My artistic side? I find myself in awe of some of the details and how much people have put into it – especially back in time.

    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    I think I would have seen myself more clearly at a much early age – if that makes any sense.

    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    I think it would be amazing to see someone you loved move in closer to just give you a hug.

    13 – Are you afraid?
    I have my fears like any other i would say.

    14 – What of?
    Don’t laugh.. Spiders.. lol.. Although I do woman up sometimes. ;)

    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    Black Sheep – weird but hilarious. lol

    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    Hmm, we should be afraid of many people..

    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    Yes – in every sense of the word.

    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    Yes.

    19 – What is a ghost?
    Energy.

    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    Music coming out of my speakers.. Although technically it is coming from the computer...

    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    Well, I’d say when I managed to scare myself (and probably the whole neighborhood awake) as a teenager throwing out the first thing I found (a battery) one night due to the cats loved meowing like crazy outside our window, and somehow it managed to hit our old bathtub we had thrown out in the backyard.

    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    Does answering weird questions qualify as weird? Yes? Well okay then..

    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    No.

    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    Forgive me father for I am about to sin in the nearest future; I am about to share a king size bed with a woman i have been lusting for. Just the thought of her touch sends a shivering sensation within me like no other before and no I am not looking for a cure, I quite enjoy it.. lol

    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    A cabinet containing special, rare and weird items..?

    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    Yes.

    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    Not yet, I probably should be dreaming right about now...

    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    I suppose I do, but not after every night.

    29 – What was your last dream?
    I was put in a room with a baby that was a couple of months old, and I was told to take care of it as it was mine apparently.... Hmm..

    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    It’s gonna be hard to see anything further than a couple meter ahead of me.

    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    Can’t say I do, but I am sure someone believes in animals that don’t exist just like some believes in a God they have never seen.

    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    Pictures, paintings and candlelight holders.

    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    Make certain people wake up and show them that there is a balance to be found – nothing is just black or white.

    34 – What is a madman?
    Some one that might be a crazy genius or just an insane person.

    35 – Are you mad?
    Depends on who you are asking lol. But I’d say no. Hehe.

    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    Yes, because they do.

    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    I am in general intrigued about how people write and express themselves, but I wouldn’t call the ones I have read weird.. Yet..

    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    Is that a different way of asking me if I’d like to become Queen or a princess? I’m sure I could survive living in a castle for a shorter period as long as I didn’t have to clean it..

    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    Some answers perhaps. lol


    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    See question 15.

    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    Not if I could avoid it.

    42 – Can you see the future?
    I see there are things I still need to learn.. Hmm..

    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    Yes.

    44 – Where?
    London.

    45 – Why?
    Work.

    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?
    See answer 15.

    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    Probably not.

    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    See answer 37.

    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    Globes.. I always wanted a beautiful light globe of the world.

    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    Bladed weapons - there are some beautiful artistic ones out there.

    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    Soil.

    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    No.

    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    I find the rain can be rather soothing and I have to say I do enjoy taking off the wet clothes and jump into the bathtub relaxing and then putting on some dry clothes..

    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    Must come out of tunnels... (sorry too tired to get this one right lol)

    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    My guitar.

    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    Inspire? It just makes me think ”Don’t jump over the fence ’cause the grass is rarely greener on the other side”.

    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    No idea..

    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    Woods, although I am getting more and more wary of it as people have been saying you’re crazy... There are bears and wolves out there.. lol

    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    And this is why it is very offensive to ask to buy a trolly.

    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    04:37.

    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    04:37 – Wow I actually made it in an hour...
     
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  13. flowershowers

    flowershowers Well-Known Member

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    Éric Poindron’s Étrange Questionnaire (translated by Edward Gauvin):

    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    The gentle blow of the wind caressed her body as she danced a top the enchanted golden narwhal.

    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    2 hours till midnight

    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    9:35 PM
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    I generally have a poor sense of time.

    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    Negatory

    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    Nope
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    Yes

    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    Serene beauty

    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    Facebook...yeah I know, lol

    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    Independent freedom of thought

    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    Music

    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    Colors

    13 – Are you afraid?
    Not at the moment

    14 – What of?
    I fear the mortality of my loved ones....and worms, they really creep me out

    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    Jesus Henry Christ

    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    Clowns and Christopher Watkins

    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    Yes

    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    Yes

    19 – What is a ghost?
    A supernatural being of sorts

    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    The humming of the fan as I try to cool down.

    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    Gunshots from drive a by shooting

    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    I feel as though I am eternally weird....so yes

    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    Yeah, haha

    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    Haha...father forgive me for I have sinned, women rock my socks

    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    A woman's heart

    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    Yes

    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    Yes

    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    Yes

    29 – What was your last dream?
    A loved one was ill and dying...was not a pleasant dream at all

    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    England

    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    Unicorns

    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    A mirror and candle holders

    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    Make myself disappear

    34 – What is a madman?
    A television show

    35 – Are you mad?
    No

    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    If I answer this question, they will know

    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    Zombie Survival Guide

    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    As long as it is not haunted, yes

    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    yes, statue of a pug dressed as a medieval knight

    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    Wrist Cutters a Love Story.....great film

    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    No

    42 – Can you see the future?
    No

    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    Yes, it is my dream

    44 – Where?
    On an island somewhere or in Europe

    45 – Why?
    I would love to experience different cultures

    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?
    Running with Scissors and Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    No

    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    The Bible

    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    Hourglass

    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    Weapons

    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    Intrigue

    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    No, it's just wrong

    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    Yes

    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    All I can say is this is related to the secret societies question

    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    My dog

    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    Concern

    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    A famous book I imagine

    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    No

    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    As she lay on the ground wounded, she saw her reflection in a puddle of blood and thought, what a beautiful chrimson red, I am home. (This book of weird will involve zombies of course)

    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    10:00

    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    10:19 PM
     
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  14. Eva Mac

    Eva Mac Well-Known Member

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    "Haha...father forgive me for I have sinned, women rock my socks" :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  15. RVT

    RVT Well-Known Member

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.

    "This isn't so bad," Kya Lethanial thought to herself as she lay beneath the blood red sky in late July, dying.

    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?

    22:08

    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?

    22:08

    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?

    There is none. My watch is set to my computer clock. You never said I couldn't look at that.

    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?

    They are science-based so yes, they give a good indication.

    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?

    No.

    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?

    Yes, whenever possible.

    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?

    Home.

    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?

    The London Stock Exchange.

    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?

    Ironically to anyone who knows me, peace and fascination.

    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?

    Dreams. Blind people still dream, right?

    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?

    A vast but beautiful desert.

    13 – Are you afraid?

    No.

    14 – What of?

    Pay attention.

    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?

    Choke.

    16 – Whom are you afraid of?

    No one.

    17 – Have you ever been lost?

    Yes.

    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?

    No.

    19 – What is a ghost?

    A symptom of an overactive imagination.

    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?

    Music. Evanescence - Together Again.

    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?

    My aunt's singing.

    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?

    Oh, yes.

    23 – Have you ever been to confession?

    No.

    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.

    ..........

    (I signed it with my hands.)

    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?

    The Tory Party.

    26 –Do you believe in redemption?

    Yes.

    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?

    No.

    28 – Do you remember your dreams?

    Sometimes.

    29 – What was your last dream?

    The last one I remember you mean? An intruder burst through my window and shot me a few times.

    30 – What does fog make you think of?

    Being lost at sea.

    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?

    No.

    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?

    Mirror. Pictures and paintings.

    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?

    Put a spell on someone.

    34 – What is a madman?

    A man with his own reality.

    35 – Are you mad?

    In a sense, they say.

    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?

    Yes.

    37 – What was the last weird book you read?

    Haven't read any I'd consider weird so none.

    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?

    No.

    39 – Have you seen something weird today?

    No.

    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?

    Howl's Moving Castle was pretty trippy.

    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?

    No.

    42 – Can you see the future?

    Not as such.

    43 – Have you considered living abroad?

    Yes.

    44 – Where?

    America.

    45 – Why?

    To win my ex back.

    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?

    Choke.

    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?

    No.

    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?

    None.

    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?

    Globes.

    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?

    Bladed weapons.

    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?

    Empty Tenants cans.

    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?

    No.

    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?

    Sometimes.

    54 – What goes on in tunnels?

    Air flow. And NEUTRINOS!!!!

    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?

    Music player.

    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?

    Nothing.

    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?

    Not sure.

    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?

    Not alone.

    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.

    "This isn't so bad at all," murmured Kya LeThanial.

    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?

    22:36

    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?

    22:36
     
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  16. BrittaineW

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    -"Each person born is given a uniquely shaped necklace, only one other person in the world has the same one as you, that is your soul mate."
    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it? -midnight...maybe
    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it? - 12:22
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time? -I looked at the clock awhile ago, aparently longer than I thought.
    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions? -sure, science usually works in favor of predictions
    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions? -yes
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night? -of course, i live out in the middle of no where. its beautiful
    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night? -Gorgeous
    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire? -facebook
    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you? -Although I'm not religious, they inspire me to be a better person
    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind? -an oxymoron? no?
    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind? -nature
    13 – Are you afraid? -isn't everyone?
    14 – What of? -my future, where I'll end up
    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen? -watching Side Effects right now
    16 – Whom are you afraid of? -not any one particular person
    17 – Have you ever been lost? -a couple times
    18 – Do you believe in ghosts? -no
    19 – What is a ghost? -a hallucination
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer? -the tv, the fan, the dogs snoring, my pop fizzling
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”? -my sister scream when I fell off the monkey bars as a kid and they thought I was paralyzed
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days? -No
    23 – Have you ever been to confession? -Nope
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable. - I don't know if I believe in God
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”? -my mind went straight to the curious thoughts we keep stored in the back of our minds
    26 –Do you believe in redemption? -yes
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight? -no
    28 – Do you remember your dreams? -most of them
    29 – What was your last dream? -Going to a Texas A&M game to meet Johnny Football
    30 – What does fog make you think of? -scary movies
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist? -like bigfoot? no
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are? -a mounted deer head
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do? -disappear
    34 – What is a madman? -a psychopath
    35 – Are you mad? -No
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies? -Of course
    37 – What was the last weird book you read? -The Great Gatsby (for the third time)
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle? -sure
    39 – Have you seen something weird today? -nothing out of the ordinary
    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen? -fear and loathing in las vegas
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station? -no
    42 – Can you see the future? -I think dreams are somewhat of a premenition
    43 – Have you considered living abroad? -Yes!
    44 – Where? -Italy or Greece
    45 – Why? -It's beautiful
    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned? -I don't own any weird films
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage? -no
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read? -In Cold Blood...very graphic
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses? -globes
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons? -bladed weapons
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness? -nothing abnormal
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals? -yea, I come from a hunting family
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain? -not really
    54 – What goes on in tunnels? -cars?
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire? -the tv
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”? -fear/faith...after life
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from? -no clue
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night? -no
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    -"That's it."
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it? -12:45
    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it? -12:36
     
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  17. Soaski

    Soaski Member

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.- My imagination sucks, define weird, how do I know it hasn’t been written before
    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it? 23.31
    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it? 23.35
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time? Time flies when you are having fun
    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions? Yes
    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions? No
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night? Sometimes
    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night? We are insignificant
    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire? Bad reception
    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you? Not much depends on how I think of them, slight anger/jealously sometimes, 'that’s pretty' sometimes
    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind? What my mind creates
    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind? Everything
    13 – Are you afraid? Of course
    14 – What of? Everything
    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen? I still don’t get Mulholland Drive after watching it three times
    16 – Whom are you afraid of? Everyone
    17 – Have you ever been lost? Yes
    18 – Do you believe in ghosts? No
    19 – What is a ghost? Imagination
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer? The wind
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”? Babies crying
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days? Yes
    23 – Have you ever been to confession? No
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable. No
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”? A place to keep cool stuff
    26 –Do you believe in redemption? It’s going to take too long for me to look that word up
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight? No
    28 – Do you remember your dreams? Sometimes
    29 – What was your last dream? Hot girl
    30 – What does fog make you think of? Autumn
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist? No
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are? I can’t it’s too dark
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do? Be invisible
    34 – What is a madman? Define mad
    35 – Are you mad? Yes
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies? Yes
    37 – What was the last weird book you read? I didn’t
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle? Yes
    39 – Have you seen something weird today? No
    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen? I don’t know
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station? Too cold
    42 – Can you see the future? Sort of
    43 – Have you considered living abroad? Yes
    44 – Where? Somewhere sunny
    45 – Why? Sun
    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned? Attenburg
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage? Depends if its pretty
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read? I don’t know
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses? Globes
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons? Bladed weapons
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness? Rocks
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals? Not really
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain? Depends
    54 – What goes on in tunnels? Things go through them
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire? My watch
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”? Confusion, I can tell I’m going to have to think about this to figure it out
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from? Ugh the bible?
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night? No
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written. That was not the end of the not weird
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it? 00.05
    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it? 00.00
     
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  18. beachbum07

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    The church bell chimed 13, yet it was only 2 pm.
    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    11:50
    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    12:13
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    Not looking at the clock recently
    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    As in the weather man, yeah.
    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    Yes, to an extent
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    Well, besides the sun, you only see stars at night.
    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    I think that they are pretty. Sad many have already died.
    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    AE.com
    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    The beauty of beliefs and they power the possess in the realm of hope, love, and good deeds.
    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    I cannot say
    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    Everything
    13 – Are you afraid?
    Yes
    14 – What of?
    Change, unfamiliar situations, and that that I don't understand
    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    Beautiful Creatures
    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    This question is silly.
    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    Driving, Yes
    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    Sort of, but yes
    19 – What is a ghost?
    Time caught in a loop where events happen to overlap such as time is stacked and happening all at once, an overlap
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    Nature
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    say what?
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    Out of character, yes. Weird, that is subjective
    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    Yes
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    DNE
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    A book?
    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    karma
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    let you know in the AM
    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    Sometimes
    29 – What was your last dream?
    Bears coming to the cottage and mauling everyone.
    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    It was a dark and stormy night...
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    If it doesn't exists then no, but if evidence suggests it may exist, then I am open to possibilities.
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    too much to tell
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    become friends with NPH
    34 – What is a madman?
    someone suffering from an emotional disorder that results in irratic behavior
    35 – Are you mad?
    I believe we all are a little mad.
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    Yeah, of course
    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    The great gatsby
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    No
    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    No
    40 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever seen?
    Saw?
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    No
    42 – Can you see the future?
    Uncertainty is the future
    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    No
    44 – Where?

    45 – Why?

    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?
    ?
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    no
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    animal farm
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    globes, the passage of time is frightening
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    Haha, swords are intriguing
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    Nessie
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    Deer yes, dogs and other pets no
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    if it is warm
    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    well, in pgh, driving
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    the room
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    It sounds like a metaphor for death
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    idk
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    no
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    By the looks of things, she had known the whole time that this was all in her mind.
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    12:33
    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
     
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  19. Coexist39.39

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    1 – Write the first sentence of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    It's weird that the people that we forget don't stop existing, they live in the minds of people that remember.
    2 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    20:10
    3 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    20:13
    4 – How do you explain this — or these — discrepancy(ies) in time?
    Well, turns out I'm pretty good.
    5 – Do you believe in meteorological predictions?
    I do.
    6 – Do you believe in astrological predictions?
    I do.
    7 – Do you gaze at the sky and stars by night?
    At times.
    8 – What do you think of the sky and stars by night?
    I'd like to be one, I would fall so that you can make a wish.
    9 – What were you looking at before starting this questionnaire?
    My new shirt that I somehow managed to stain with delicious chocolate.
    10 – What do cathedrals, churches, mosques, shrines, synagogues, and other religious monuments inspire in you?
    Nothingness.
    11 – What would you have “seen” had you been blind?
    All the things I see now, and much more with the help of my imagination.
    12 – What would you want to see if you were blind?
    My patience, my silence, my doubt with no shade of fear.
    13 – Are you afraid?
    Hah, funny that this is the next question. Yes, I am.
    14 – What of?
    My destructive self.
    15 – What is the last weird film you’ve seen?
    Uhm Stoker.
    16 – Whom are you afraid of?
    You.
    17 – Have you ever been lost?
    Yes, many times.
    18 – Do you believe in ghosts?
    I don't know actually.
    19 – What is a ghost?
    Everything we can't conquer.
    20 – At this very moment, what sound(s) can you hear, apart from the computer?
    Follow by Blue Hawaii, loud in my headphones.
    21 – What is the most terrifying sound you’ve ever heard – for example, “the night was like the cry of a wolf”?
    The sound of a bird hitting my window.
    22 – Have you done something weird today or in the last few days?
    Yes. Always weird in here.
    23 – Have you ever been to confession?
    No, and I plan to never go.
    24 – You’re at confession, so confess the unspeakable.
    I sometimes disappear, in broad daylight, and come back when my mind decides that it's time to appear.
    25 –Without cheating: what is a “cabinet of curiosities”?
    Something about undefined objects... lots of them, gathered in a room.
    26 –Do you believe in redemption?
    No.
    27 – Have you dreamed tonight?
    Yes.
    28 – Do you remember your dreams?
    Yes.
    29 – What was your last dream?
    I was taking a bath with my best friend, we were washing each other and at some point we decided to carve our names on one another's back, so we would never forget the moment. I woke up shortly after that.
    30 – What does fog make you think of?
    Last year's sadness.
    31 – Do you believe in animals that don’t exist?
    Yes.
    32 – What do you see on the walls of the room where you are?
    A monster with five left arms.
    33 – If you became a magician, what would be the first thing you’d do?
    I would turn people into animals. All the people, including myself.
    34 – What is a madman?
    Someone insane. Someone with abnormal mental behavior patterns.
    35 – Are you mad?
    There's a HUGE possibility that I am.
    36 – Do you believe in the existence of secret societies?
    Yeah.
    37 – What was the last weird book you read?
    Blindness by Jose Saramago
    38 – Would you like to live in a castle?
    No way.
    39 – Have you seen something weird today?
    Not today.
    40 – What is the weirdest film you've ever seen?
    41 – Would you like to live in an abandoned train station?
    No.
    42 – Can you see the future?
    Yes.
    43 – Have you considered living abroad?
    Yes.
    44 – Where?
    London.
    45 – Why?
    The pills.
    46 – What is the weirdest film you’ve ever owned?
    Melancholia
    47 – Would you liked to have lived in a vicarage?
    Aham.
    48 – What is the weirdest book you’ve ever read?
    Christine Angot- L'Inceste
    49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?
    Globes.
    50 – Which do you like better, antique magnifying glasses or bladed weapons?
    Antique magnifying objects.
    51 – What, in all likelihood, lies in the depths of Loch Ness?
    Cute little water dragons?
    52 – Do you like taxidermied animals?
    What are those?
    53 – Do you like walking in the rain?
    I do.
    54 – What goes on in tunnels?
    Happy times. Well at leas for one person.
    55 – What do you look at when you look away from this questionnaire?
    YouTube.
    56 – What does this famous line inspire in you: “And when he had crossed the bridge, the phantoms came to meet him.”?
    Someone who finally escaped. Suicide maybe?
    57 – Without cheating: where is that famous line from?
    I am tempted to Google it but I won't. I don't know, to be quite honest.
    58 – Do you like walking in graveyards or the woods by night?
    I don't think so.
    58 – Write the last line of a novel, short story, or book of the weird yet to be written.
    My next life will begin as soon as you shut the fuck up.
    59 – Without looking at your watch: what time is it?
    20:50
    60 – Look at your watch. What time is it?
    20:55
     
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